Don’t ever, ever google Clint Malarchuk (or Richard Zednik)

His shooting percentage is slightly up over career, but that only explains a little of it. I blame Hakstol’s system at 5-on-5. Schenn was a PP specialist on the Flyers and couldn’t do jack shit at even strength. Something about the way the Flyers play killed him and others including Giroux at 5-on-5. At least Giroux…

And I just want to take YOUR stuff. Please post your address.

Oooh, now do one on all of the road and highway boondoggles that have fucked our cities in favor of inefficient car-centric travel. Oh, that’s right - this is a car blog so you’ve got your head up your ass on this issue.

Tom Savage?

I play hockey but never saw ringette in person. I’ve watched some videos of girls kicking major ass and deking like crazy. Seems cool and I guess historically was a girls sport.

PLOT TWIST: The Eagles somehow got one (or two) of those calls for the win!

Just popping in to say WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WITH THE COMICALLY LARGE ZIPPER ON THOSE PANTS IN THE PIC?

Paul Coffey?

As dumb as the 90's “no skate in the crease” rule was (sorry, Buffalo), this is way, way dumber. At least it was cut and dry then. This years goalie interference is seriously on the level of the “What is a catch?” from the NFL and I hate most of the NFL rules and replays.

I’m not sure there’s a joke to explain. Someone pulls a card that tells them they have a social obligation to attend, bitch, and it sets their player back. Who can’t relate?

GET ON THE DEVILS LEVEL

Shoutout to Gary Thorne calling him “Jager” repeatedly in that highlight clip.

Not as good as the tic-tac-toe the Flames had vs the Kings on Wednesday night...

Let’s just ban college sports

Newy Scruggs?

“Doesn’t fit into their culture”

That’s from 2012? Has been proven to be not true. They’re using the ill-defined “scoring chances” stat which is problematic. There has since been much work done and shooting % are much higher from the “home plate” area in front of the net, thus quality does matter. Read up on the stat xG (expected goals), which…

holy shit!

Classic James Neal...