I wonder how significant Ben Cherington's injuries were after he fell off his chair laughing at the concept of trading Bogaerts, Cecchini, Webster, or Bradley for Bud Norris.

Weirdly avid Bill Simmons fan right here

Oh sure. But when J.J. Redick exercises the same option, he's a pariah.

[knock, knock]

He's not.

[watches clip]

NOT ONE...

Dwayne Wade aged like that guy who drank from the wrong grail in Last Crusade this series.

This is also the AAA team where in the 2000s the closer Rod Beck (RIP) lived behind the LF wall in a trailer and drank beer with fans.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

If you look really closely - took me a couple times to spot it - you'll notice that a lot of fat people attend and work at Rangers games.

Best part of this story is him outing himself for flying coach.

"I thought it might be a little broad." Um, Jon? The term is "woman". Sexist.

The lovely romance of a machine. The beauty of mechanics. The inherent poetry that is people with hands moving numbers into squares. The tangible joy of little children seeing green and white squares being moved around. The delight one feels when knowing people lift with their legs and shift wood into spots.

Leave it to bandwagoners to hop on the mainline after Alabama has shot up in recent years. If the guy was a pure fan, he'd have stuck in there through the black tar of the Shula years. But no, he's got no weight; he'd just as soon tie it off once the Tide turn to junk. Dude deserves a smack.