You just made me goggle “Max Wright” on a Tuesday night, you beautiful bastard!

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

Honestly I’m not surprised.

“You can’t tell anyone you are Black.”

No lie the Carpenters Tribute album was pretty awesome. One of my fave songs

That album really benefited from having a singular person — Ralph Sall — producing it. Really gave it a cohesive feel, despite the differences in styles between the artists.

Even though I’m a late 40-something who should have memories of the Banana Splits, all I really remember is that the version of the theme that Liz Phair and Material Issue did for “Saturday Morning Cartoons’ Greatest Hits” was really great.

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

There was a girl I knew once, freshman year of college. We were at a party but the two of us ended up in the corner talking over some drinks. We talked and talked and just really hit it off. Eventually, it turned flirtatious. Slowly, but perfectly flirtatious. As the party started to wind down, she invited me back to…

The best part is Durant’s face as he realizes that he won’t be able to bat the ball and it will fly above his head.

All that “effort” went for Nauert.

I’m fully prepared for this to be the most mediocre movie I’ve ever seen.

The NFL’s Brand Equity is lodged in America’s taint.

Sandy Hook happened a little over six years ago.

Rutger, hauer you so single-handedly destroying these evil bastards? It’s like you’re some sort of historian super hero or something.

Even the mid-2000s Tahoes/Yukons had the option, my old one had barn doors, it was awesome.

Y’know, I’ve been a heavy drinker for a few years—but I have never, in my life, entered a professional situation inebriated on any level.

You’d think, given that Spicer is supposedly some kind of high-end PR professional, that he’d have known not to give this interview in the state he was in—or would have at least had…

The purge wasn’t about clearing out trolls, though. Those are good for “engagement” and clicks, and all of them immediately made new burners that were followed overnight. No, the purge was about suppressing longtime good-faith commenters who’ve criticized Splinter articles, writers and editorial staff when they’ve…

Man, I’m sure glad The Great Commentator Purge did what it was claimed to do and cleared out the trolls and none of them are leaving their brain diarrhea all over the Splinter comments section now.