I... I’d let Kari lie to me.

Not Doug DeMurano?

Person 3: now Jack, go drown in icy cold water because Rose is a selfish bitch and knew there was enough room for the both of yout’s.

Jack: Hey, did you know that-

Thanks. I will tell everyone I meet for the rest of my life that.

You wish. My 40 something coworker was looking up a car on google and legitimately thought a screen shot from Forza 6 was a real picture. It really isn’t all that far fetched when you remember how technologically retarded most people are lol.

It went viral on facebook. I swear to god.

Spoken like a true Facebook stalker. I should know. We can smell our own.

But the Facebook profiles of both Nicole Kathleen, the angry spouse of the Miata-owner, and Ali Green, the presumably-terrible car-dancer are both strangely devoid of content on their timelines, which seems odd.

I try to stay off Craigslist because I know if I ever found a clean one with a manual swap I would buy it, regardless of price.

Really? We’re the most SUV-crazed out of any country in the world, and sedan sales here are trending downward in favor of crossovers, small SUVs, etc. Plus, a sedan body on a medium-duty truck chassis just looks goofy.

Its gonna be HUUUUEEEEGEEEE! Best part is, he will get Boeing to build it for free!

Fine, then crank up the boost!

It’s also able to maintain positive pressure on the inside to keep out chemical and biological attacks. The thing has more in common with a spacecraft than a car.

Given their recent record, he may well be.

“Everybody knows, I already have a Town Car limo. The nicest, most luxurious and exclusive and fancy black Town Car limo you can get. I'll be using that, thank you, as it was specially made to conform to my butt contours. And I'm going to keep using my Trump 757, the nicest most luxurious private jet you've ever seen.…

I’m thinking that was an equal opportunity jab at all politicians.

I’m assuming it’s LS-powered, so the possibilities are endless.

“Does it come in a ragtop?”

Meet the development mule for the next presidential limo.