As a former Kia owner/operator, this really is a big fucking deal.

Chasing (rather, following with importance) down a pissed off to-be-ex-girlfriend at night in the rain at very unsafe speed. Both cars went over the same overpass only to hit the same patch of water at the bottom...she spun out one way and I the other. She went off into the grass and I went sideways into a Suburban. I…

I took a wet righthander, 3 blocks from home a little too fast (30 ish). Rear wheel drive 2013 Gen coupe. Rear end swings out to the left and I’m sliding down the road sideways. I hit a palm tree, just in front of the drivers side front wheel, pivoting around said tree (which had snapped off at the ground) coming to a…

Makes sense, the U.S. often gets the crappy versions of everything from Japan.

“You’ve heard of crumple zones?”

Well, it was parked halfway in the street, supposedly in front of the owners house. They got cited for the park job since it was very illegally parked. I drove that road every day for years and not once was there ever anything there. I took the corner a bit wide that night and squarely smacked that RV.

Met a girl,
I Married her,
We got Kids,
Now the inside of the car looks like we had a monkey circus visiting,
Yes - I truly f-ed up my car... ;D

“the cum bubble.”

Mine was a ‘72 Camaro and a morning commute in late winter with fresh wet, heavy snow on the ground. Oh, and add snow tires on the rear only and a telephone pole. I almost made it with only a ditching but instead of going straight off in to the field next to the road I tried to get it straight. I did, right in time to…

It was the early 00’s, and I just got done watching Fast and Furious for the 42nd time....

I do have a high end automobile and even though this post was not directed towards anybody except PETA thanks for the unsolicited, snarky response in defense. If YOU want to be fanatical about animals and the environment that is YOUR choice. But don’t condescend to me and simultaneously insult anyone who differs with…

Don't worry PETA does a good job at killing small animals it self.

So PETA has been making car makers use fake leather for years. And here I thought it was just because it was cheaper.

ssshh...my pollution doesn’t count.

Every 4.0L inline 6 Jeep just shrugged and said “and?”

So how many bags of lime will the bed hold? My associates and I may trading in our Sedan DeVille ...

MY PRECIOUS WILL NEVER EVER EVER LIE TO ME ABOUT SUCH THINGS!

...that you know of.

On the otherhand finding a Hellcat that has a servicable transmission in 10 years might be a challenge. It is built by Chysler afterall.