Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

The resemblance is uncanny.

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

Just as I was thinking, “I’d love to eat at some point today”

“Is your vagina shaved?,”

I would support laws automatically doubling the sentencing of any cop, for “betrayl of public trust”.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

He’s the first athlete to take public trans, as long as you don’t consider the decathlon a sport.

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Go back to school, herb:

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

When cops sends its people, they’re not sending their best. ... They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.