Nice, I haven’t seen those, this is what I was talking about: https://www.fritolay.com/snacks/product-page/nuts-and-seeds/spitz-dill-pickle-flavored-sunflower-seeds

There’s a brand of sunflower seeds that makes dill pickle flavored ones (maybe Spitz?) that are very good.

Kate wins because Peanut M&Ms. Would have been my Number 1 overall and way better than peanut butter M&Ms.

Must be his diet.

Hold it, now I see that hand you so deftly shoved up your ass actually coming out of your mouth. Your ability to reach and make something out of nothing is incredible.

Relating this to kink shaming is, frankly, reaching deep in your ass and grasping for anything. And of course I consume porn.

Sorry 40 year old men living in their parents’ house (with a giant box of porn no less) probably don’t deserve recognition of autonomy...

Sorry to hear that. Tongue can be underwhelming but when it’s done right it’s so amazingly beefy, tender, and delicious.

This sandwich will TAUNT me in my dreams forever.

Go on.....

Make yourself some beef tongue tacos courtesy of Kenji Lopez-Alt (I think Claire also wrote about it) and become an offal convert for life.

There’s a restaurant in Atlanta that serves a labor-inducing Eggplant Parm. Over 300 pregnant women have eaten the dish and given birth within 48 hours.

I’m a 32 year old male who’s not pregnant and I’m fairly certain this pizza would make me give birth.

Seriously. Onions will keep almost indefinitely in a dark, cool place.

He clearly can’t be employed by someone who enjoys a massage parlor blowie while his deceased wife (cancer) looks down from above with a single tear sliding down her cheek.

Unsure how true this is*  but when I was in high school, several kids who didn’t have parking permits parked on the other side of a park with a pond that was next to the high school. Lots of ducks, geese, and a few swans called it home.

Swans will fuck your shit up!

If Goodell and Kraft are both uncomfortable I’m OK with it.

You can fuck right off I HATE the Patriots.

Come out to Oakland! I haven’t been to Woods Beer Co. but I want to get there now. Drake’s (actual brewery in San Leandro) and Drake’s Dealership (restaurant in uptown Oakland) are great.