Maybe if they smiled more.

Really!?!? That am bad!   Can wait!!  

“Anyway, can we focus on my unresolved Mother 3 issues today?”

It’s almost like this is what actual ethical games journalism looks like and not, y’know, sending death threats to Zoe Quinn.

If hes gonna continue this surprise bullshit we should just dub it the Without Consent tour.

I think you meant MAGA-City One.

Have you ever read Forbes video game articles before? They aren't very good.

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

First thing this doofus has said that’s actually somewhat correct. You should not call women, or anyone else for that matter, “beautiful.” Not only is beauty relative, opening up a world of problems unto itself, it’s an explicitly physical trait and implicitly sexual. Such a “compliment” is never invited and widely…

You forgot the “because brown” rule, which seems to eliminate the paradox for 99.999% of them

Yes, and....

A great big bushy beard!

Watchability’s a thing for cattle and loveplay!

There was a house on the corner of a small 4-stop intersection I would occasionally drive by when I was a teenager. One day, had its front yard filled with barbed wire and stacks of tires and all sorts of things and signs all saying rather nasty things about the city and local politicians. When I asked my mother about…

You can tell whether or not the person you're asking will say yes. If you can't, you shouldn't be asking period, hahah.

Right? There’s nothing about going to the moon that jives with capitalism. Stuff Steve Ducey’s head up Hegseth’s ass, stuff Hegseth’s head up Ducey’s ass, and let them exist as a shit-filled donut for the rest of eternity.

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

I wish there was a feature that popped up when people make the same comment that’s already been made 1,000 times and contributes nothing to the conversation but your own take.

“even though CK didn’t technically touch any of the women accusing him of sexual misconduct”