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Don’t look for conspiracy where alcohol is the probable culprit.

When I saw the trailer I really did think “Didn’t I see this already?” wasn’t there a similar daylight faceoff in the suburbs in X-Men: The Last Stand?

Businesses should support the straight pride march by offering half price milkshakes on the day of the event.

What is the thought process behind “we need to impeach even if the Senate won’t convict”? Do you put that victory up on the refrigerator next to “we won the popular vote”?

It must be rough also avoiding any games that use the Unreal Engine.

LaCroix was my gateway drug into just drinking straight seltzer so I just started buying generic grocery brand. Now the rare times I have actual soda I’m shocked that it’s not a controlled substance.

aww c’mon, Texas is the only place I can get a living wage to work in the video game industry.

Ya’ll are literally this guy” wow, you totally misread that comic.

I had to look at a list of movies that came out in 1991 and I was surprised how many of them I saw instead of Backdraft. 11 year old Burger was more interested in What About Bob for some reason.

Huh? I saw it as “aliens don’t understand human traffic laws” joke

Men fear that women will laugh at them, women fear that men will kill them. You should take the time to talk to women, you’ll be shocked to know how many have “that time the creepy guy was probably planning to rape  or murder me” situations.

I’m upset with this tone, I want it like the original TNG, remember when Picard had a relaxing vacation on his family vineyard and totally got along with his brother?

There was a campaign staffer who came out and said it was initially a vanity campaign but once he started gaining momentum he started believing his own hype. I’m saying he wasn’t smart enough to be dismayed by winning, his staff and wife were crushed but not Donny.

You can enjoy physical media and still acknowledge the truth that it’s a dying industry. It probably won’t go away completely, they’ll become a niche collectible like vinyl records or cassettes. 

I don’t support it because it would kill off large swathes of the game industry, not the EA’s and Activisions, the big guys will be fine. On the plus side it’s the dumb “It’s digital and online so it’s evil” argument, so they won’t crack down on Arcades, because ticket machines would have to be effected by this and

I don’t have kids so I’ve never had to worry about this but aren’t there parental controls? What’s the difference between your kiddo begging for virtual dollars to buy a loot box and wanting cash to go buy a pack of Pokemon cards?

If you’re worried about sea level rise aren’t NYC and DC risky as well with the added bonus of being crazy expensive?

Funny when the “based on medieval Europe” argument is brought up and there’s more diversity in medieval art than there is in a modern fantasy world with undead and dragons. Here’s Mansa Musa, the richest man IN HISTORY

Dreams is a good gateway drug to game dev but the leap from creating everything within an easy to use package to the complexities of traditional game dev is pretty big.

That’s just the movie poster business, they’re probably both copying the same copy of a copy of a copy...