Why haven’t you swallowed your own tongue in your sleep?

It takes a real low level scumbag to hit a woman. It takes a literal piece of human shit to do it in front of their kid. This guy should be in jail

Here’s Floyd’s written statement refuting his son’s observations:

I just love how it doesn't matter how things ACTUALLY work. What matters is what you believe.

Side effects are different for everyone, and not related to her age or whether or not she's had sex. Doctors who say that are uninformed and in many cases, don't have appropriate training. Going to Planned Parenthood or any other place that really specializes in IUD insertion can make a big difference. Practice…

Another one bites the dust!

Everyone is different. I, for example, have never had a child. And aside from initial discomfort (1-2 days of cramps), haven't had any problems with my IUD.

I think when a guy who's supposed to vote on the bill shows he doesn't even understand AT ALL what it's about, he should be kicked the fuck off the comittee or something.

It's like when she said that all the claims that she was carried like a baby were ridiculous and unfounded. Girl, you know the internet exists and we all know how it works, right? Stop with your lies!

I wonder what effect this has on the collectible shoe market.

Or having pre-pregnancy genetic testing...3 children with CF seems to be a bit of a red flag.

I hope your cousin is having amnios for any other pregnancies....

So... You're saying that my Camel and Franzia sunset blush combo is bad?

It might be real, but it's certainly not alive. Live lobsters aren't bright red.

exactly.

Wouldn't it have to be dead to be that color? That, or just fake.

...which California wines? Asking for a friend...

Are you saying that if some POS in a POS Monte Carlo put on little lights and tried to pull you over, that you'd pull over?

We've had a recent rash of murders perpetrated by people in police cruisers bought at auction. I'll never just pull over for a police officer - I'll turn my hazards on and try to make it clear that I'm cooperating, but I'm not going to just park on the side of the road. No way. We're headed to the nearest shopping…

Especially unmarked. Impersonators do exist.