Man, can we get a care package going for that lonely goat stuck up there in Alaska? I mean, I know it probably wants its space to work through some demons that have been riding it for a while, but it's still gotta be lonesome and a no judgement tin can would be nice.

Wherever the caribbean people are. Goat is delicious. Cute animals are absolutely delicious. I have a theory that cuteness is directly proportional to deliciousness. I said that once to a friend on a ferry ride and a woman with a child shot me a dirty look. I wanted to tell her not to worry because her kid actually…

Me. I've been thinking of looking for a local supplier so I can learn to make curry goat myself.

What pisses me off is that if she dies, her douchebag brother/husband is going to keep everything. When he's one of the worst influences of her life and a massive hanger-on. He clearly didn't protect her but he will sure be the person who benefits the most if she's gone.

The only vaccine exemptions should be health related. If you don't want to vaccinate your kids then homeschool them. If I can't send my kids to school with PB&J, I damn well shouldn't be able to send them without MMR.

Public registry for anti-vaxxers. Just like with sex offenders, your neighbors should know who you are and Disneyland should be able to tell you you're not invited.

Miss Venezuela's costume is inspired by the Araguaney, one of our "natural symbols" along with the Turpial (a bird: Icterus icterus) and the orchid (Cattleya mossiae).

I really take umbrage with Jamaica repping Carnival when we are the true originators and home of Carnival in the Caribbean. Couldn't she wear a weed or reggae costume (yes, yes snarky I know but this creams my corn). Here's Miss Trinidad

Miss South Africa and Miss India killed it!

i feel like i need to rep miss India's costume

Maybe it's cool if you sing it in Italian. "Vaffancuuuuuuulo!"

Being a man of persistence and determination, I refuse to see a romantic gesture as failed until I see a copy of the restraining order.

FTFY. Seriously, teenage girls are insane on the internet. I am never letting my kids have access to social media.

In my apartment I only watch (i.e. pay for) Hulu and Netflix and watch only what I want to watch (Sherlock, Sleepy Hollow, All the Star Trek except enterprise, Daily Show and a few other programs). When I went home for the holidays and actually sat down and watched regular tv I actually made a mental note of how vapid…

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

hilarious, & impressive & all without wearing blackface——great work.

That video should be Exhibit 1 in his civil suit against NYPD.

If they have such poor control of themselves, they aren't suited for police work or even customer service. They should consider other career options and should not be allowed to own or carry a fire arm.

Movies continue to exist after their initial popularity is gone.