good god nobody cares. is this really what jezebel is??? please please please bring gawker back. please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no, ok? I didnt honestly know what jip was short for. I do now ok? happy dad. gypsies, fucking gypsies who used to run around a steal peoples kids and goats and shit. old racist term. got it.

fine. you win the spelling contest but they’re both phonetically pronounced the same.

Jip

the size of this guys neck is slightly terrifying

valid and need for pussy cunts who cant handle life.

the kids these days FUCKING SUCK

yeah, thats all great and all, but he’s not white

Who cares?

FUCK YOU RACHAEL. I WAS FUCKING JOEY THE E-N-I-T-R-E TIME. HA! U.S.A. BITCH.

lolololollloolooooolllooolllooooooolllll

lol. you suck at parenting

i was in trinidad and tobago this summer and got zika. its fine. you get a rash and bloodshot eyes for a week and then your good. she’ll be fine.

First sentence: “A woman is dead after being fatally shot during a live gun demonstration”

hahaahaa

wow. this is one of the best pieces of writing i have ever come across on the internet.

no, your outrage was sincere. not at all ironic. you fail.

They (the police) obviously thought that this was a good idea, you just didnt read the “article” properly.

olympic/world cup? psychic clam would know.