Well, okay then. Carry on, Ed Sheerhan.

Do kids listen to this stuff? I’m asking semi-seriously.

Whatever about this movie, but the post states that office Christmas parties often turn into fun nights.

He smelled like lavender sex.

Trump went to the Al Smith dinner with his dad as a little boy. This year, he mentioned how proud his dad would be to see him up on stage as a candidate. The whole way through, NYC elites booed the shit out of him.

I feel about anti-Trump diatribes the way I feel about anti-smoking campaigns. Yes, they probably help some people change their minds and that performs a public service. But I am already convinced and I don’t need to see yet more evidence of a rotting soul or lung.

The video version is even better:

Abusers love emotionally troubled women, women who have already been abused by their fathers. They are so much easier to abuse and keep abusing.

I would be fired from my menial lower-management post for any of this shit yet here this motherfucker is.

Can we cancel the rest of 2016? Let people watch the remaining episodes on Netflix later, if they must.

I didn’t know Trump drove a Pontiac.

This is something that is too often overlooked, and I will be watching this documentary this week. Organizations like Unicor commoditize prisoners labor, while for profit prisons are lobbying to keep people imprisoned. The school to prison pipeline need ago be dismantled. Too many people are going to jail because…

I searched and searched for a stick shift when I was trying to get rid of my Fiat almost two years ago. (The Fiat was a stick as well.) I could not find one on a lot, I could not find one used. I could not find a stick shift Sam I am. I could not find it in a pan. I could not find it on a lamb.

It was Hyundai. And it’s not that they weren’t there, it’s just all the manual models were super base. Like, if I wanted all my power-such-and-such and A/V system and back up camera and auto-lights (the decent, 22k car package), no manual available. So like, the fleet cars.

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

Every last middle fucking finger to having a fat woman character (presumably the only one) existing solely to apologize with every part of her character development for being fat. FUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU.

I feel like, as with many trends lately, this ugly shoe trend only works with fashion forward, trendy people. If you wore them in a certain context that demonstrates how much you are into fashion, it may be a thing. But anyone else would look ridiculous. It’s like how models can wear a ratty shirt and baggy ugly jeans…

Ugh. I think I’m ready for that needle to the clit now or the eyes, whichever.

She has the wrong looks for this decade, but would have been perfect in a late 80s soap, like Falcon Crest. She could have been the scheming cousin from the poor branch of the family tree

Close but no cigar.