One part lipstick off my teeth, one part temperature-sensitive teeth. And one part fucking insane cats who drink out of uncovered cups/mugs.

I’m glad to know that my feeling that AG is just as clueless and self-satisfied as Vincent Chase is justified.

I know this is jokey but in all seriousness I can’t tell you how quietly thrilled I am that my nieces and nephew have grown up with a black president and they just don’t remember any different. (We are white, and they are all 13 and under.) And they are so used to having an admirable, intelligent, respectable…

Heck, it means a lot to me and I’m neither black nor a kid. Go, Obamas.

I’m going to cry the day they leave. Please PLEASE dont leave us with the crazies that we’re getting now. WE NEED YOU STILL!

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I’ve smuggled KinderSurprise eggs from Canada into the US often. Then I read about the woman who was facing a fine for bringing them over the border, said “Fuck THAT,” and started smuggling Tylenol 1s instead. ;)

I’m not into athleasure myself, probably because I’m an elder millennial and it would have been considered shlubby when *I* was in high school and college (not that it stopped people during finals week, but there was nothing aspirational about it).

However, if I go to the gym and then run errands, I look and feel like a horrible stinky disaster of a human being. I only rock the athleisure as glorified pajamas I can wear outside without shame.

Paris is Burning, Man.

So what you’re saying is...

Never Again. On the one hand, it was valuable to know why we didn’t work, and we finally ended it TWO MONTHS BEFORE OUR WEDDING. But on the other hand, maybe we would have been just fine never living together.

Yeah if I haven’t seen your kitchen I’m not eating it.

I have a friend who btings bags of ice.

I can’t do potlucks. I mean I’ll bring something to one, but I had a coworker who always made stuff for the potlucks...then I went to her house and saw her kitchen. Nope ever ate anything she made ever again.

I don’t mind family potlucks like for holidays but I just don’t enjoy work or other kinds of potlucks with people I don’t really know because I’m weird about food and cleanliness. Most people dig them though, so I don’t think you’re alone in this.

Okay, even found my burner password so I could comment. As a small scale dairy producer (goats!) and bee-keeper, all I can say is “know where your food comes from!!!” Yes, this shit happens. And it is all from large factory farms. This is not the status quo for all farmers or producers. Same goes for meat, if you’re a…

And also a return to “in season” eating. A lot of the problem is that we want, say, asparagus 365 days a year. We just can’t have that- there will never be a sustainable way to grow a great many types of produce year round and ship it all over. Buy fresh asparagus when it’s in season, learn to live without it or learn…

It’s entirely true that “ethical” food is the realm of liberal bougie types, and the reason is a combination of awareness about food ethics issues and the ability to access and pay for more ethically-produced food. But I reject the idea that it’s stupid or snobby to care about consuming food that’s produced in ways…