I thought about getting “ID8JLB8" but Kevin Spacey already has that one?!

Neither! I leave cups hanging down and hook behind me, then pull the straps up over my arms. (Putting a bra on backwards and swinging it around is the worst though! I did that once and I swear the bra took some of my flesh with it.)

Here’s what Stanford has to say at this time. I’m curious to see if there’s a follow up as to where they “redirect the funds.”

What?! No mention of an investigation into Chelsea Clinton’s admission to Stanford? Come on rethuglicans...

Beware the love interest that only has beer and one condiment (usually catsup) in the fridge!

I believe she pronounced it incorrectly. It’s pissghetti...

*tantrump

There’s a quick reading book about that, “...then just stay fat” by Shannon Sorrels. The only healthful way to lose weight is calories in<calories out. Besides, our brains absolutely need carbs to function properly! 

My BFF has a labradoodle and for whatever reason he won’t potty in his designated place in the yard whenever the ground there is wet so she was going to build him a “shit shed”. Which we then joked is where we’d send her husband when he’s been misbehaving.

I worked at a high-end home and “garden” center that had a 5-disc changer loaded with Neil Diamond, a couple muzak discs, and a home-produced album of covers that a VIP customer wailed out off-key. A couple of those accidentally fell behind the bookshelf where the stereo was located and were effectively lost. There’s…

I had to check out cleopatra561 IG page. Looks like these ladies are flirting with death. *sigh, my screenshot of these hagravens and their admission of age won’t load*

Or pretty much any other slogan that is all the fashion rage these days.

I have an inside source that says she’s not as girl-next-door as everyone has been led to believe. #goldenshowers #I’mnotjudgingI’mjustsaying

I grew up in the sticks and most of us in school had chores on the farm that required physical activity and had to walk a mile to the nearest bus stop. PE was offered as the last class of the day so while we were required to shower, many did not. (Although for some of the very poor kids it was the only option they had…

One of my nightdresses from the Blanche Devereaux Collection!

Someone on my Nextdoor group posted a solid argument to another bitching about a new cellular phone tower being constructed near their home. This argument, which I will quote below does open my eyes to the apathy in this country towards those whose lives are directly affected by something like abortion. I have always…

At least they aren’t as hideous as UGGs, which are, technically, expensive slippers that too many people are still wearing outside.

I’m a French Duke... I lay around in hammocks all day eating soft cheese!

Can you tell my S.O. this also applies to fruits and veggies?! He just thinks I’m weird even though there’s so much more flavor when food isn’t chilled.

I have higher-end items listed for less than half what they cost me originally! Some shoes worn once and clothes lightly worn.  I don’t have the inclination to social network to get more likes/shares/whatever and I’m assuming that my shop isn’t going to be feature enough to get much traffic.