Everyone beat around the bush but no one named the true king. 

This might be the ugliest vehicle to come out since the Silverado.

Top 5 worst comparisons of all time.

The craziest part of this article is the fact that KBB thinks a Spark with 100k on it is worth almost 10 thousand dollars.

At least in the states, the smaller wheels come with aero covers.

The only critters I’m afraid of will happily climb up to my rooftop tent and kill me with a view.

The AMG M139 can make 416 BHP. That’s the highest “mass production” 2.0L 4 cylinder I can think of off the top of my head.

Awesome! Now instead of just unfolding a tent on the ground and blowing up an air mattress I just need to build a barn. Too easy.

I know people like to bitch about long auto loans, but money is cheap to borrow and has been for a while. A monkey could do better than 3% return in pretty low risk investments. People who say you should pay cash or put a huge down payment are living in the 80's. 

As long as their needs to be a human to AI interface these systems will be terrible. The other day I was backing out of my driveway and opened the door so I could see better (it was dark and I have dark tinted windows). The car put on the emergency brake so hard I damn near fell out of the car. 

“Cars that didn’t even bother trying to slow down”. All of them slowed down, they just didn’t stop.

That didn’t stop this article from being posted. These strips were asked and answered in the lug nut indicator arrow article yesterday.

I was going to recommend a Model 3 but compared to a luxury sedan in the same price range they have quite a lot more road noise, especially on the highway.

Ah Jenne, ignored for most of his life, saw an opportunity for a bit of attention and took it. He shall return to his parents basement and pleasure himself to himself we will go about our lives as we did before. Jalopnik salutes you for your clicks, Jenne.

Aww. Show us where Pedo Paul touched you.

If you’re a big guy you need something from the country that invented the big guy, ‘murica. Stick with the brand and vehicle type you know best and get a Ram Rebel without the air suspension. 

First time here in a while? The SS Jalopnik sank a while ago.

No.

Driving between the lines is sorta self driving page 1 chapter 1, no?

*Carlito has entered the chat*