this reminds me of Patrice O Neal saying if he ever goes out sailing he's gonna bring a white baby wearing Ugg Boots and clip it to his belt in case he gets lost

My issue is that she pulls stunts like this all the the time on people who haven't been proven guilty .

Why does my Android phone not think "shit" is a word decent enough to type, but it never tries to autocorrect vulgar terms like "Nancy Grace"?

- I feel like a lot of the story has yet to come out;

Awesome in the sense that if you saw a sinkhole swallow a car. Like you can't believe you actually saw that and you never want to see that shit again.

Because without feet, they can't get away from him. It's science, really.

A Southern Baptist that reads gawkermedia?!?!

Research has showed that it's replicated in New Zealand pretty chronically with the All Blacks, our national rugby team. There's a whole national culture of glorifying rugby in NZ, to the extent that the whole country goes into a funk if we lose an important test (actually, kinda sounds like England and football).

I think it was a mix of 1) reading ladies mags when I was a kid and never seeing anything about lifting weights heavier than 5 pounds, 2) girlfriends discouraging me and prizing endless cardio sessions, and 3) the (lame) trainer I had at the gym who was kind of discouraging me a bit when I told them about wanting to…

He is a defense attorney. That's what defense attorneys say/do. He doesn't have to believe it. He just has to advocate for his client to the best of his ability. Worry if a prosecutor says "this isn't what child porn is supposed to address."

The defendants' lawyer is pissed that the child porn law is being applied in a way he claims is outside of the intention of the law and vows to fight the charges tooth and nail.

Because in Minnesota, if one party engaged in a sexual activity is 15 and the other party is 48 or fewer months older, it's not statutory rape.

It's definitely overly formal and a odd approach, but he demonstrates a sense of humor about himself. I don't know. I don't think I'd respond to it if it arrived in my inbox, but I don't see it as terrible. He seems like a guy someone might want to date.

Pillow talk when he finds someone: "Are you sufficiently lubricated to enjoy penetration?"

I usually roll my eyes at guys who complain about "creep-shaming," but come on. What has this guy really done to deserve such public ridicule? He seems socially awkward, but ultimately well-meaning and honest. He comes off as a type that many women aren't interested in, but I'm sure some are. And it's not like his…

Well, at least he's not worse than this guy...

I'm pretty ok with romance being dead. Hooking up is alive and well. I consider that a vast improvement.

Nutsacks were born to run free, like little white goats.

What the fudge is this ship right here? Actually, the whole outfit is just... what?

Gimmie dat free market economics hhnnggggg