Jezebel really needs to make it easier to report trolls.

I'm pretty sure they sell crack in vials.

A standard to which we definitely don't hold non-public figures. I, as a non-public figure, can just go around assaulting people with impunity.

I understand that, as a public figure, I am held to a higher standard of conduct.

that's fucked up. also. naming a dog Sally Mae is fucked up because no one likes that dickhead company

The USA Today linked article says Lewis is 23. She turns 24 in July.

Enjoy that slice? GREAT! Now you owe us $300 for the annual fee on the Ipecac branded 21% interest Mastercard we haven't even given you yet!! Thanks for taking the time to eat our pizza!!

"I'm Emma Goldigger, and let me tell you, these Super Heavy Tampons? Will keep your panties SUPER CLEAN!"

My mom has a sign with that slogan that she bought after she lost a bunch of weight.

SOMEONE has to remember his phone number and home address after he gets his 977th concussion

I'm sure you can get organic belladonna. But sure, that line of thinking seems valid.

In case it wasn't absolutely clear that I was joking, let me state for the record that no, I am not advocating for the return of forced sterilisation. You would think that was obvious but I guess I should be extra patient with some of the slower folks...

and she replied saying that since it was organic, it must be OK.

And Whole Foods.

sounds exactly like episode of House.

Honest question: Do all vegans avoid medicines with animal derivatives? Surely there aren't suitable alternatives for many (most?) drugs...?

She "did not believe that her baby was dehydrated because the child was having bowel movements." This is an absolutely ludicrous assertion by the mother in question. I'm no medical expert, but isn't diarrhea and subsequent lethal dehydration one of the leading causes of death in the world?

Good work, pediatrician. For such a young baby, another day of dehydration can be very serious. I'm glad someone was looking out for that baby.

No, but it's probably a good thing that people can use it as a springboard to discuss their own experiences, since I imagine the typical OITNB viewer doesn't have a lot of experience with the prison system. Doesn't make it a bad show, but it's nice to know how it holds up.