The girl in that picture was my best friend in elementary school. That's all I have to say.

I think it's what he SHOULD do but sadly I suspect he looks at himself for 15 minutes and does this but without the tucking.

I'ddddd wonder about the methodology of that study. It sounds like an English version of our (now-debunked) myth about DV skyrocketing on Super Bowl Sunday.

Jesus Christ, you're Jezebel cliché come to life.

I believe the correct answer to that is Derek Jeter.....

"Your damned if you do, and your damned if you dont."

Just, here's a photo of a penis obtained in the context of a consensual relationship between adults and now I'm mad at him so that penis is bad now, because I am mad.

*sigh* Alas, we once again prove ourselves capable of keeping toe-to-toe with men in the Asshole department.

Because militarization of the police.

I just don't understand people. Intending to effectively ruin someone's life for a few game systems and an iPod? What the actual fuck. I really wish karma was real, we need karma.

Filed under: post racial.

Eh, texts from gay white boys wouldn't read much different outside of it ending with sort of a bored agreement to meet for casual sex.

Jensen, Brayden, Liam...

Cue the white boys flooding in to complain about how prejudice everyone is against white men and how haaaaaaaarrrrrrd they have it and blah blah, something about racism towards white men.

He's a bra is half full kind of a guy.

Ultimate white boy name. Tanner, Parker, Cody, Josh...

It's a dumb joke.

Edited: I never understand how people run out of gas.