It must be such a relief for all those lifelong Las Vegas Knights fans to dunk on all the haters and doubters. God knows they’ve had to endure so much!

Cilantro, I hope; more probably, curly parsley.

You can see, even in transition, the moment the ball hits Harden’s hands and he does the little hand wave, everything grinds to a fucking unbearable halt. It’s the basketball equivalent of a dude busting in on a conversation with, “Well, actually...”
Even if it’s right, I fucking hate it and want to set it on fire.

Don’t get me wrong! Once the Finals begin, I will be rooting like my life depends on it for whichever sad-sack team makes it out of the East. My Warriors fandom is extremely provisional.

Albert Burneko is a strange name for a burner account, KD

You’re starting a baseball team from scratch with one pick - do you pick Trout, Harper, Ohtani or Brad Stevens?

Nice bait. I am sure you will get plenty of bites.

Agreed, he had to own that one in any article about the Knights and probably has to own it again if they win the Cup. Must be nice to know even that outcome can’t get him to the top of the “Colossally bad takes” podium though, what with “Donald Trump is going to get his ass kicked on Tuesday” eternally camped out in…

Thank you for being “actually, I hate the way they play” guy. We need one of these in every Warriors thread so we can finally understand passing and shot-making are, in fact, bad.

If he hadn’t mentioned that article at all, someone in the comments would have gone after him for pretending he didn’t think the team would be bad, or some nonsense like that. There’s no winning that battle.

Well, it wouldn’t be totally unprecedented for you guys to lose to Marc-Andre Fleury.

Quite the opposite - Vegas is losing their collective ass because this team can’t stop winning.

Now I will only think of MLS as “Minor League Soccer”.

Fransithco Lindor

Kinda hard to re2pect this a22hole anymore.

It more or less can’t happen. Look at how the League and the entire country acted about NFL Players saying “Hey, can you stop killing black people?”

Still, even as corny as he is, I respect the fuck out of JJ Watt for what he does from the lane he’s in.

The Mario universe seems pretty red. But not in a Komrade kind of way.

Bless comrades toadette, waluigi, and yoshi.

This is why he always has a clear lane to shoot, his farts must fuckin stink to high holy h-e-double hockey sticks