The “Horde Mode” of 2018...

Totilo cemented his dad-hood with that “4tnite” joke.

Bill Bradley went to Princeton.

Let’s Fail to Remember Some Guys

I’m team bull. Go bull.

This has to be it - otherwise, what kind of monster goes to a coffee house with one on deck like that ready to go?

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

With the Clips having two picks in the first, I am left wondering: Does Doc have any more kids?

Phoenix still has a long, long way to go. Good thing they started the journey on a full tank.

What the hell? You don’t pay close attention to baseball for a few summers and suddenly Robinson Cano is 35.

Was he really taking it as a masking agent? Or was he taking it to look a little slimmer and drop some water weight? I guess no one truly Cano for sure...

Okay, first of all, fuck the Vikings! Drew is dead, I am your captain now, and I say you will root for the Raiders.

I can’t hold it against someone’s brain not allowing them to remember that Paltrow has a damn Oscar.

Not only is he the true Hit King, he’s gonna be a better player-manager than Pete Rose when he comes in to pinch hit at some point, which will just piss off Rose even more, which is just great.

This is the first kinja comment I have ever seen that I want screen printed on a t shirt

In reverse order, every coach that has actually beaten LeBron in a playoff series:

the only assist he every dished out.

with an assist from DeMar