“Well trick me into an embassy and chop me up like a piece of meat, this is the last thing I’d have expected from Saudi Arabia!”

I liked microfiber until scientists started finding them in river fish and ocean oysters and other members of our water Bourne food chain.

I propose that @RobEmslie get today’s COTD for “Corollavirus”.

Yeah, advice to posters of stuff for sale on Craigslist: Please don’t ever change. Continue to show us photos of your dirty cars, your couch encrusted with cats in your filth strewn living room, so that we know exactly which items to avoid.

Dit Clapper.  My all time favorite old time hockey name, followed closely by my all time old time baseball name, Napoleon Lajoie

I just wrote a letter to ten-year-old me saying that there would be a hockey playoff series featuring one team called the Sharks and another that looks like Boba Fett and I wouldn't care about either one. I can already feel myself fading away like Michael J. Fox in the third act of Back to the Future.

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

Former Blazer, and noted cupcake aficionado, Raymond Felton.

It’s a Pacific Northwet car and a cheap canvas to paint a midlife crisis, weekend racer or a different DD. You don’t even need to fix the speedo, let Dr Garmin tell you the speed with his GPS magic. NP is a good way to start the week.

Thanks for omitting the child “booster” seat. Why anyone would take their child out of a 5-point harness except for their own personal convenience is beyond me.

Thanks for omitting the child “booster” seat. Why anyone would take their child out of a 5-point harness except for…

I respect and admire these young women in Congress that are not afraid to speak the truth and are courageously confronting the cowardly fascism that is infecting our country.

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

I’ve been saying it for years. You just can’t play baseball AND the-ground-is-lava at the same time.

No, that is “Me cago en la leche de madre”

Fighting is part of the game.

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

It’s pretty hard to turn your hands over with nails stuck in them.

They can’t have my Che Guevara poster

should be banned for inaccuracy.

No students athletes were paid in the making of this film.