Where is the dedicated baguette holder?

The paintings are almost fauvist. It’s as if Rousseau painted golf courses instead of jungle cats.

All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

I need to know if the fuel tanks are full or empty before voting.

All that thing is missing are a set of truck nuts made from bowling balls.

Holy collision damage Batman!

So Robert Kraft went to a seedy massage parlor in a Florida strip mall at 11 a.m. that Sunday, then presumably got on his private plane and flew to Kansas City, where he watched the NFL team he owns punch a ticket to the Super Bowl. Rich people are so fucking bizarre.

What ever happened to Jimmy in portfolio management?

Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

welcome back

The words ‘courage’ and ‘toughness’ and ‘guts’ are thrown around routinely in pro sports, but all those apply in spades to Lindsey Vonn and her co-competitors. The unbelievable speeds they generate on skis on seemingly vertical surfaces and slopes of ice has to be witnessed to be comprehended.

I’m starting a real estate business selling foreclosures to meth manufacturers. This car will give me the professional persona I need.

Too bad that all of these gamers will be out of a job once they perfect the Autonomous Tractor once and for all.

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

It helps when you can have your dad in the sidecar with you to berate you while you run from Nazis 

+1 sour dough

pretty ridiculous for Chelsea to spend $73 million on a right winger when they have 40,000 of them at the park every game

I mean, it’s just Langston Hughs with two nouns changed.