Oh fuck that, sometimes when I’m high I have to turn off Halo because I feel weird about shooting Jackals.

Somebody seriously needs to.... I can’t say that can I? Can I? What can I say? Can I hope bad things? Is the line drawn at encouraging others to do bad things?

Doing the weed for me lately has been fuckin’ me up cuz this asshole scarin’ me.

oh, hi vietnamese booby traps from 6 months ago, what are you saying—oh that’s right, the same fucking thing you are saying today.

Accurate models besides the black guy, get the fuck out of here with that shit.

These models exemplify the shit ass Trump follower. They exude the under-romanced, unskilled, unloved, disdainfully arrogant look of the southern fuckface.

I’ve become less of a nihilistic shithead since I started hanging around here (kind of I have), but I still need to retain my skill at being critical of stupid shit. This is an ass whip right? This put-on, “look at em’ their cute celebrities just existin’ to make us laugh kind of folk” bullshit.....

You can be a shit…

You could have said that “America desperately needed a more ethnically diverse representation of women on a dipshit ass farty tv show” and you would have been super accurate.

I think fuck that Abe fellow, right?

goddamn unborn babies and this old ass book

Knot—Hurry, while there is still time left! Take these! It’ll help weaken the “give a fuck about stupid shit” part of your brain

This guy’s got the ultimate, “I want to fuck the dog shit out of my kids but instead of doing that I am going to feel deep shame about it and project my shame that christ and daddy gave me and his daddy’s daddy’s daddy gave him on to liberals and women because I never day tripped with them because they hated me…

This shit fuck should not have a part of any routine, especially when you wake up. God, christ—just look at this asshole.

This is a grown man, unbelievable.

And to think, the majority of Christians, the followers of fucking fake but loving Christ, have done this.

“Let’s see, I’m gonna get high here and alright, ummm, deadspin it is. Here we g.......holy fucking christ charles oakley is fucking huge.”

and fuck their supporters. The republicans can be whatever the fuck they want to be, as long as they are self serving, “I dont give a fuckin’ sheeyit wut people think” type of people then they are going to keep their base because their base, frankly, is a bunch of shitheads.

I feel that way too.

You misread confused look for scoff. I don’t know, with your attitude and all, it doesn’t seem like you can be nice, and you probably already pre hated this dude before you asked the beer question. Have fun with the success latter or whatever and stuff.

“He will come to me and I will scoff in his face and make him eat Goldfish crackers off the floor to prove his worth.”

Mr. President, is that you?

I am sick of the response of “Republicans will lose seats if he stays around”. It’s fucking absurd to credit republican voters as thoughtful. I’m here and Texas, and everyone here is more than happy to see the destruction of everything besides their daddy’s daddy’s daddy’s daddy way of life. He can do fuck everyone in…

Someone needs to....wait, I can’t say that. How do those rules work? What’s the meanest thing I can hope on the orange shit without being in trouble with the lil police guys?