The difference being that slurping 3 year old neapolitan ice cream won’t put you in prison.

I have nothing to add, I just wanted to post this again.

Let’s not make any unfounded assumptions about this couple’s identity and what they are doing. The old adage is famous because it is based in truth. "When you assume, you lick the ass of u and me."

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

Are you sure? :)

If I can’t puke while standing, and can’t masturbate while sitting, you’re really limiting my options for how I can appease my fetish.

Right! True! Look, I’m not naive enough to even think the Nunes pick was pure-hearted-soul strictly because of merit. I see her as a placeholder until the Tate-Rousey-Holm thing settles, but even then—-they just put this “placeholder” event as their main gig on their Biggest Gig (before the sale), and I will be…

No. No! We can all hate on Dana all we want, but he helped build this thing to be a platform for moneymaking for courageous and skillful combatants. NOW, this has been extended to women. Yet you’re saying because he trusts the absolutism and expertise of his matchmakers, we should punish s a result where…

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs”

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

The best ever came from a hockey game.

I was going for more “Ostie de calisse de tabarnak de sacrement”, but close enough.

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

Dumpin' Donuts

Shartee's

Stoolihan's

Chipootle

Poopa Johns

Cracker, Shit in This Barrel

IPLOP