Or, old man criticizes young man for doing same shit he used to do, concedes that old men back in his day also found that act tired.

Portnoy’s Complaint: My Hooters waitress didn’t laugh at my order of “chicken breast sandwich, hold the chicken”

Translation, if needed:

Britt McHenry is a piece of shit.

‘some typa sub sanwich’

You should’ve gotten the pizza.

Yep, he’s very childish. That’s one of the reasons why we need to get him out in 2020.

Everything is in its right place as long as the Celtics retain ring supremacy over the Lakers. To the extent that this furthers that end, I’m supportive. 

“And then you went on to call her a fucking slut.”

That’s long enough. You settle down.

Remember when Deadspin was banging the drum on collusion and how statements from GM’s about not giving out 10 year deals were “bullshit” and Harper should be paid “his worth”? Something tells me those will not age gracefully.

::clears throat::
“This kind of dysfunction and turmoil, with no championship yet to show for it, clearly proves that the [HOUSTON ROCKETS] do not deserve to employ and/or contract [JAMES HARDEN] and/or [CHRIS PAUL] and should cut/trade them to [LARGE MARKET, COASTAL TEAM].”

I feel like a more appropriate headline would be “Does kawhi leonard want?”

Been in that situation before in PR. Had an asshole reporter from TMZ call me to ask a question about a product account I didn’t even work on and it’s involvement in a TV show I didn’t even watch. I told them they had the wrong person, that I didn’t watch the show, and I didn’t know who worked that account (it was a…

Wait, it’s not okay to be at a liquor store now?

I think after a drink or two everyone involved would admit it’s personal. I don’t read barstool either because like the writers here I have a different view of the world than the guys at barstool, but if you click on some of her links up there, you’ll see it’s pretty bad.

So am I allowed to listen to Sublime or not?  The article isn’t clear and I want to make sure I’m legally protected against Pitchfork

This should get all the stars. Burneko is a moron. 90% of the staffers here are morons, but Burneko takes that cake for incessantly pushing that Davis garbage.

“And don’t miss the Heath Ledger story.”

“This sounds like a bad thing.”