“First time, long time. Machado doesn’t have what it takes to be a True Yankee.

The future ‘Joey from Canarsie’ calling into WFAN at 2:00am to yell about the 5th option out of the Yankees’ bullpen. What a future he has ahead of him.

“It’s actually self-affirming to not have friends” is one way to go through life, I guess.

Your take on ads has merit but if I ever find myself on the recieving end of a ‘structured settlement’, whatever the fuck that is, I will walk to the ends of the earth to avoid giving JG Wentworth my business.

The frightening thing is that the idea that better off people deserve to be paid more because it’s what they’re used to really is how these assholes think. 

Ah, but you forget the little tête-à-tête LeBron had with Davis before the whole, “I want to be traded”, thing started (it goes back even farther than that). I doubt it was the “innocent” dinner Lebron portrayed it to be. It was a nefarious subterfuge that pretty much blew up in their faces. If a guy’s contract is…

I find it oddly appropriate your user name is commenting on the Lakers not getting what they want.

I don’t know of anyone who accepts that Steve Buscemi is legitimately attractive, including Steve Buscemi. Makes a hell of a Nikita Khruschev, though.

No need for the qualifier, this might be the worst, most illogical take regarding any sports transaction, period.

Yeah, but the Lakers didn’t have the number one pick “gifted to them by a random and unfair lottery drawing” as Albert might say. Could you really expect them to build a contender with only *checks notes* three number two picks in a four year period, none of which will ever be an above average player for the team?

This isn’t Lebron in Cleveland. That team is actually decent. For whatever reason, they aren’t winning. But with Holiday, Mirotic, and Randle the Pels supporting cast is better than the ‘10 Cavs (Mo Williams, Anthony Parker, JJ Hickson), who won 61 freaking games that year. It’s not great, but it hasn’t been…

So let me get this straight: because the Pelicans botched the AD-era they should botch the AD trade? This has to be the worst, most illogical take I’ve seen regarding the AD trade saga.

Half of the team’s rotation players now know that if they are still on the team by the end of this week, it will register as a profound, crushing disappointment to their bosses and their team’s best player. And that’s exactly how they all played against the Pacers! Like a bunch of guys who are only wearing the same…

So, for no other reason other than they’ve been middling the past few years, NO should act solely out of altruism in this deal even as all other parties are “allowed” to act solely in their own best interests?

Talk firmly to the cut until it stops bleeding.

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

Yeah, I love it when the older generation criticizes the younger one as if they had nothing to do with it. These kids aren’t giving themselves participation trophies....

Those racists emails are so embarrassing, every racist parent I know is using Facebook now.

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