DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

Okay man. I disagree that it was “phony”, considering the events he laid out that could/would happen are actually happening. 

“...just didn’t know who they were talking to and it kinda made me angry.”

It seems inevitable that there will be non-stop squabbling among his assistants.

“Is a Serial-Killer Gang Murdering Young Men Across the U.S.?”
Just links to Purdue’s marketing page for OxyContin.

k bye

I have been made aware that some of the interactions related to a specific Twitter exchange may have had a negative impact. That was not my intention.

But don’t worry, we’re quickly at work to decide just how bad of a loss this was for Democrats via the progressive angle.

I honestly would not assume it was the Nazi salute on seeing that still shot. I know its unpopular on the internet, but people really ought to try giving a little grace to others now and then and not automatically assume they are doing the worst possible thing.

I don’t know Wayne Hennessey, so maybe... but is there even one other thing that this guy has ever done that would suggest that his raising his arm like that was anything other than what he said it was?

Remind me to never raise my arm again for any reason. But, you are right, that guy is probably a fucking Nazi.

This is specious at best. What a lazy post.

Grizzlies want Parsons partition, prefer another person at the position. 

I unironically love this video. It’s silly and nerdy and if anything made me like her more.

I hate to be that crunchy sanctimonious asshole but, holy shit, have these assholes ever hear of leave no trace?

to be technical, you’ve got a part standing for the whole, so it’s a synechdookie

When there’s a death penalty discussion, we hear people on the right whine about how much it costs to keep these people in jail every year and they should just be put to death (or worked as slave labor to pay it off).

My vote is gas station chicken salad 

You gotta trip pretty hard to write that article

I don’t think I’m erasing Indian-Americans.  I am guessing most of them would agree with me basically no one in America knows anything their culture, let alone its influence.