Chocolate Mountain, where all the pipes in the mushroom kingdom end....

What a fucking holy grail... probably pure uncut cocaine from the mid-80s... god we’ll never see that again... what a wonderful decade that was...

Revert to purchasing discs because one game is having some songs removed 10 years after its release? Ok bro.

Yeah, Far Cry 2 was my favourite. The only thing I really didn’t like was the way the enemies at checkpoints would always respawn the next time you passed by. It could’ve done with a game mechanic that controlled the spread of mercenaries — there’s a sweet spot to be found between being able to permanently clear out…

I disagree. I too romanticized Far Cry 2 when I played Far Cry 5. After I finished FC5 I reinstalled FC2, but after 8-10 hours, I just got bored. While the game had a lot of good aspects, the gameplay was not all that great, it was repetitive, the constant respawning outposts became annoying really quickly, the…

Please wait for my follow up piece “Broken, Buggy Video Games Are Good Actually.”

Funny, I’ve watched people complaining about FC5 as were obviously having a good time playing it. People hated FC2, now it’s super trendy love it. 

These sound like good tips:)

You note that the game gives you plenty of opportunities for self-examination and self-evaluation, and yet you fault it for not clubbing you over the head with an NPC that upbraids you for behaving outside of a pre-defined set of “acceptable” boundaries:

Luigi’s junk shares that trait with Bowser.

Hey man, it’s not how big the Bowser is, it’s how you use it.

Bowser doesn’t have a penis. He has a cloaca.

What’s worse, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad have all been observed changing size more than once. The entire scale they’re using for this is unreliable!

What if his penis doesn’t though?

Hadn’t it been for Deviljho, I’d been married long time ago.

A girl Zelda, whatever next?

Yes, and I summarized my own viewpoint alongside Jason’s. It’s a good piece. If you’d like to contribute to that viewpoint or debate it you’re welcome to do so.

I quit in November before I had to purchase the DLC... it’s liberating friend.

This is Kotaku after all.

Technically with the button inputs wouldn’t it triggernometry? *finger guns* ...I’m sorry. I’ll go.