“Whose dog do I have to masturbate to get those annoying AVC newsletter pop ups to go away?”

Why would they have a mug of dog semen in the open air? It would die and be useless.

To me it’s funny because of that time Jon drank dog cum. But that’s just me.

Man, it is SO much funnier when you have no idea what the substance is.

The other day my oldest son asked why Garfield is considered funny. I did not have a good answer for him.

I hate cumdays.

You’re out of your mind if you think this was the first and or last time john drank animal semen.

Protein Shake is slang for cum meaning Jim Davis confirmed it was dog cum.

Thursdays are beginning to suck pretty hard too.

You know, Garfield turned into a hard core sex comic strip so gradually, I didn’t even notice.

This is fascinating. Thank you.

Semen is not hard to swallow, Sean. Ask your mom.

Yeah they really blew it

Er... come again?

Now we have finished product pretending its more product. I think its manipulative and unethical.

Man, those are some Cheep Cheep enemies.

If my avatar turns into a version of Clippy, I’m not going to be incredibly impressed...

If I can’t keep dressing like the king from Fable, then what the fuck is even the point?

Ah yes, the famous pixar patent on generic CG looking people.

I never got in on PSN’s ‘Home’ so I had only the 360 avatars to go by and they were kinda disappointing. Was never sure why you couldn’t walk them among plazas, arcades, seek out like-minded players and party up to play some COD or a hand of poker or go-kart race or whatever—kinda like being at The Tower in Destiny…