I’m a nurse at a major general hospital. We’ve seen a lot of death and suffering. Talking to fellow nurses, and doctors, the people in our lives “just asking questions” have no interest in listening or believing our stories. I’ve given up on those people, because analyzing past data, you come to the realization: they…

Can’t spell Ghost Recon Frontlines without “Fortnite”

I, for one, welcome the plebes to our glorious 8k world.

I apologized several times already!  I’m SORRY!!!

good grief i have been replaced.

do i feel bad about the typo? yes. was this a very good bit? also yes.

What the heck is “deciduous sound design” ?? It’s a tree-t for the ears? It falls flat in the fall? You want to leave it alone? It really branches out? It’s got a real phloem? It harkens back to the roots of gaming? It’s knot very good? I’m so confused!

Run, jump, hit, shoot, talk, etc. Things you can do in the video game.

Lack of player verbs?

Because it’s fun! Crazy, right? It’s got some flaws, but way too many people are getting hung up on the negatives. This is an incredibly well-made, competent twin stick shooter, the RPG stuff is a bit lackluster, but it’s pretty fantastic overall. 

Kinda on the nose that the term for being proud of yourself for finishing a single-player game is “beating it.”

“Alas, poor Yorick6969420, I knew him, xHoratiox23897. A fellow of infinite cash, of excellent weaponry. In heists he hath born me on his back a thousands time and oh, how abhorrent a pilot was he. The memories haunt me.

Having a blast so far. This is exactly what I needed in terms of online in recent months.

It’s a full priced game on the same shelf as every professional product. It’s not a student project. They don’t deserve kid gloves and certainly never asked for them. A very strange thing to suggest...

That’s good to know! Just downloaded on my Series X. 

Sounds like a shitty Bugsnax clone. 

This time, it’s fursonal!

At some point, videogame developers will realize that they need not only actual writers for their dialog and such, but also editors.

I was getting serious deviantart vibes from how it was described. That unsettling, self-serious intersection between furries and “I’m 14 and this is deep”.

Scorpio>>>>>any of these names