horsenpony
horsenpony
horsenpony

If only our government had the integrity of a high school mock trial...

I was reading an article today that said something like “7 weeks into his presidency. . .” I read that 7 weeks and thought to myself “FUCK! ONLY 7 WEEKS?” I know it is cliché now to say that it feels like years but hand to my heart it really feels like ages! literal fucking AGES!!!!!!!!!

The American fucking people did it. That’s who. *shakes head*

Even though he blames Obama, these allegations Trump is making also suggest that the FBI acted illegally as well.

He is rich and powerful and white and male. He does not give any fucks what us peasants think.

his first thought waking up and has last thought at night

You’re the puppet! You’re the puppet!

I like the part where the term “alt-left” is now showing up on Fox News chyrons. As if that’s actually even a thing.

I wake up every morning wondering if nuclear war broke out or Mexico has had enough of his shit and sent Federales our way.

Same everyday I wonder what fresh hell im waking up to

And in typical Trump fashion, even as you defended your own Attorney General, you still threw him under the bus.

At this point, I’m a cuck and Obama is both an Islamist and a satanist, but I still feel like there’s a middle ground.

The amount of projection from right wingnuts is so excruciatingly painful. The reason they won’t take any of this seriously is because they KNOW they were losing their shit over Obama for no damn reason so they think it is the same now.

I swear I wake up every morning waiting for the final domino to fall in this atrocious presidency. Then I call my senators (who don’t answer of course) sign 25 petitions that feel totally futile, and refresh my web pages incessantly until it’s time to drink myself into a stupor, fall asleep and do it all again the

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Nah, fuck her. She helped 45 spread that birther bullshit. I know people feel sorry for her because they think she didn’t sign up for this gig but she supported that asshole through the entire campaign and defended him after the sexual assault allegations came out. She’s a willing partner in all this, and she gets to

People do change. I could just die when I think about how I used to feel about political issues. I was raised by Republican parents (not as Republican as they are now; they’ve crossed into “Obama is a Muslim, no taxation without representation, let’s join the Tea Party” people). When I graduated high school, I was

I know this isn’t a very extreme case of it, but I honestly live for women who grow up and say ‘fuck you’ to their fathers’ restrictive view points.

Dude, in the fourth season (the one released much later on Netflix) there is even a plot line about a wall at the Mexican border (making fun of its absurdity).

BUT HER EMAILS! GIVE HIM A CHANCE! THE COAL MINES! HE’S PRESIDENTIAL NOW AFTER ONE SPEECH! ECONOMIC INSECURITY! PLIGHT OF THE WHITE LOWER CLASS! ARGHHHHHH!