horsenpony
horsenpony
horsenpony

“Yeah, but have you considered that he sounded nice, and he publicly thanked a war widow used the widow of a soldier whose blood is on his hands to score political points and distract from the speech’s terrifying message? 

Loved this movie, LIVED for the soundtrack. It was great to see siblings play siblings. “How exactly do you suck a fuck?”

Bless you

THATS ON PRIME?!

I’ll be over here sittin’ with Maxine Waters, watching the Real Housewives. I like my reality tv real.

Suffragettes wore white a century ago when we got the right to vote. It’s a nod to that, and also possibly the white suit Clinton wore.

Is Melania going to be there, slightly squinting as if she doesn’t quite understand the joke? (aka, her default expression)

Who, Bannon?

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed

I apologize for yelling.

My face reading this:

She looks like a grownup handed her the phone so she would shut up while the adults were talking

What a trashy bitch. Show some respect. You’re in the oval office, you’re wearing a dress, people are visiting.

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

dude.

This is how my dog looks at cat poo.

He was one of my faves too. He’s like “FUCK YEAH.”