He’s basically Nelson Muntz.

God, he’s totally the guy who replies to a woman’s rejection to his advances by calling her a dyke and claiming he wouldn’t fuck her anyway.

Bush had to sit through Colbert giving one of the sharpest performances of his career, and he did it because for all his faults, he’s an adult. Trump is a pathetic baby.

I COMPLETELY forgot about that. I love and hate you for reminding me of that. The first time, I grasped my husband’s arm in horror, asking if Trump was about to lunge at Obama. Even people at Trump’s table look uncomfortable. Though everyone else is roaring with laughter. Trump has no sense of humility or humor.

I just love how miserable Donnie is

Markets himself as such an alpha male (barf) and is too chicken shit to deal with a night of ribbing at his expense. And you know if Russia had an equivalent of this dinner Putin would at least have the nerve to show up and poison some journalists. Trump is just going to slink away and tweet in a corner.

I guess we’ll always have this

You know what they say: if you can’t handle the heat, fucking resign, whiner.

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

He’ll pull a Thomas Jefferson and eventually start imprisoning journalists who write articles that criticize him and his policies. This will be after a group of rednecks shoot up and suicide bomb The New York Times. He’ll pull the “I’m just trying to protect people” bullshit, but free speech will basically die in the…

Cannot star hard enough. And no, she’s neither “brave” nor “beautiful.” She’s just a rich twit.

Because she’s rich enough to be sheltered from the reality most other LGBTQ have to face every goddamn day. And because she’s rich enough she doesn’t need to care about the realities of being LGBTQ in Trump’s America. And probably even because she cares more about being rich than being part of the LGBTQ community.

Things you knew you were going to get with Hillary: Equal rights, respect, the protection of the government. Quelle horreur.

This is why I have no problem with - and in fact encourage - private businesses and service providers calling out Ivanka and the rest of the Trumps. If they walk into your establishment, give them a piece of your mind and tell them to fuck off. Let everyone know where he/she shops, works out, eats, drinks, and gets a…

Is it ok if I repeat myself?

I have no doubt this pants-splitting moron voted for Trump. None whatsoever.

As a reference point - this guy is the new republican darling. A youngish white dude who doesn’t look like he was born on the Island of Dr. Moreau. Former military. “Tough on crime” (thinks we have an under-incarceration problem), classic “Christian” conservative...

“see we got rid of this guy so when we continue the school to prison pipeline you can’t possibly think it’s because of racism.”

For the same reason George Z. They want to fight but don’t want to lose the fight and they will prevent it by any means necessary.

Probably because he fell backward over a shrub, it embarrassed the hell out of him, so he had to re-establish is Alpha male position - which meant firing while surrounded by kids.