I loved Cynthia’s books “A Twist of Lennon” (which John tried to block her from publishing) and “John”. Cynthia and Julian got the shit end of the shit stick. RIP Cyn.

I walked into the living room while my parents watched live coverage. I became overwhelmed for some reason and cried really hard in my bedroom.

I forgot to add: whilst researching a training potty, they do indeed make a pink potty for girls/blue for boys ::eye roll::There is nothing different t about these potties at all. Molded the same way in plastic..same logo..same height and seat. Just labeled Girls Potty in Pink and Boys Potty in Blue

Um..they sorta do and it’s dumb as fuck (IMO).

Just went to my husband’s cousin’s fiancé (? Maybe their engaged? I can’t keep up) baby #2 shower. It was lovely but her side of the family made snide comments about the gifts from my husband’s side (my MIL and Aunt In Laws all chipped in for a beautiful wooden dresser along with a few onesies). My husband’s side…

Canada liked Bingo! WHAT A WILD MAN!

“Tigboat” is my new FB cover photo

Sounds like the plot of a Fear Street

Years ago, I had a partner who would “Hey” me after sex and then include this sly dry giggle.

This immediately reminded me of the Strangers with Candy episode

GREAT....NOW the song is stuck in my head

I love watching her. I honestly believe she is DAMN good at what she does and can do it too. She gets right into some real shit too.

All I hear when watching this show:

Cue “Under the Sea” from the Little Mermaid

In regards to the Tom Hanks tweet: At first I thought it was Freddy Krueger. I am blind.

BNSF is a shining example of hell on a good day. Well, not hell but it’s rough. Lolla is probably the worst along with some other EDM thing ..or any ride after a night Cubs game.

DON’T DRINK THE BEER! EVERYONE! THE BEER HAS GONE BAD

It’s a goddamn clusterfuck of hell. A lot of these teens are coming from the suburbs. They got money to burn..and a shit load of vodka to consume. A lot of them have no idea what the fuck they’re doing (which can be half the fun as a teen but..ya gotta be careful).

Bobby Hill needs to do a commercial. “I don’t know you! That’s my towel”