I vaguely recall him being a bit of dickmouth sometimes...

FFS..Fixed it.

EVERY.FUCKING.TIME I see that photo my gut curls up and I start to tear.

My 18th birthday I was given a DVD copy

Good to see Chris O’Dowd. God, I’ve loved him for so long.

Fuck all this with the goddamn rusty chainsaw. It’s been about a year since I had my son. I have Diastasis recti. I look like I’ve eaten a small burrito and chugged one too many 24/7. I hate it. I hate the little pooch. But fuck it. I’m doing the exercises like PT told me (thank insurance for NOT covering those…

Oh good. I can watch it with my parents..just like I did when the original came out..only we were in the theater and there was no escape from the awkward

We bought a backup lovely. My son has “puppy number 2" tucked away wit our emergency flashlight, candles and canned goods.

This will be my father. He has a photo of Ronny on his night stand.

A nation waits with baited breath

I had NO idea Moore and Adams were married.

I’m actually tearing up a little. I don’t know if this will do anything but it’s a strong visual.

Yes! A FB “friend” is all about selling these weirdo oils now and is sure to include bible passages too.

I like the cut of your jib.

I don’t want a “tribe” or village or “mob”.. I just want one or two moms that maybe hang out at the park with me, have a child sorta close in age and maybe get together once and a while.

Lol. Mine is telling me to pick a side

I saw “Cruel Intentions” with my parents. In the theater.

Eh’ my day was pretty damn good. My son wakes up early anyway (hello 5:45am) so we able to walk to a nearby breakfast place and avoid the rush. He sat nicely and ate (no rushing for the check). We walked home..he napped..I watched X File reruns. Went to the MIL. He ran around with his cousins while I sipped coffee…

Probably. The go to answer these days is COCONUT OIL! Teething? COCONUT OIL! Fussy eater? COCONUT OIL! Throwing yogurt on the dog? COCONUT OIL!