AH My favorite Jezebel articles are the ones that give me an excuse to post a photo of Nicholas Hoult. ::slurp slurp::

In August we’re flying to AZ from IL with our one year old. I’m so fucking terrified he’s going to have a nuclear meltdown.

To the Creepy Pasta!

Absolutely fascinating. It’s the only “performance art” I like

I love it. Terrifying but memorizing

Is Ellie “Still Doing That Hand Thing”?

I miss my son sleeping like that. His arms UP in the air. And then sometimes, they get “startled” in their sleep and raise them up and then lower them. Or sometimes it looks like they are placing their hands on piano keys (we called it his Ray Charles move).

Good Day, Mr. Kubrick

Thank god for the colored photo. That black and white photo was like some “Magic Eye” shit. I didn’t know if I was looking for Cher or a Dolphin shitting rainbows whilst jumping over a sun

Need it for work..and just about every social encounter I’ve had lately.

That “Eat a Bowl Of Fuck” face is on SPOT though. She’d be perfect as a mean girl in a 1980s teen rom-com

I’m 31. I remember buying “Yellow” as a single and loving it. I don’t get it. They make music I can put on in the car with my mother and either sit in silence or make small talk with her.

Like he’s carrying invisible suitcases

God, this reminded me of the Dawson recaps (which is why I started reading Jez/Gawker)

I can do all three AND I’m willing to defecate on a planter if that makes it more realistic.

I don’t want to put the ::looks left looks right:: cart before the zebra.

I’ll see you there at the audition. I’ll be wearing Venetian blinds

I’ll be unemployed starting March 1st. WHERE can I apply to be the fill in Zebra? This looks like a job I would FLOURISH in.

I have hope. I mean..I’ll watch all the episodes and probably enjoy it. Welcomed break from watching bootleg YouTube videos of “Are You Afraid of the Dark”.