this hurts my heart.  I live in SF and it’s nearly impossible to tear a house down but goddamnit people literally remove everything behind the facade and start over with some shoddily constructed bullshit.  Going to open houses was insanity.  110 yo stick victorian facade, nought but white sheetrock and granite open…

I mean, this is literally why marijuana and heroin were so severely criminalized under Nixon.  Put the blacks and the hippies in jail.  We know this now.  It wasn’t a targeted strike against an individual rival, but against large groups who didn’t agree with the Republican party.  Which is worse?

God I love Jen Gunter.  My husband introduced me to her twitter feed and she is now 100% my favorite twitter-er. Snark and science? I’d like to subscribe to THAT newsletter.

gtfo

I almost rage-stroke when i think about it.  We can legally require medical professionals to lie, but we cannot compel religious organizations not to.  It is so fucking insane.  “Religious freedom” is such a cancer in this country.  

Did Bill Cosby “need” to drug and rape women? Prolly not... he was a fucking massive celebrity.  That’s not what it’s about ffs. Oy vey.

It makes me so freaking mad that apparently ignorance of the law may be a defense for Don Jr. et.al. because election law is complex.  Um I feel like if you’re embarking on a campaign it should be incumbent on the campaign staff/personnel to do their due diligence in figuring out what’s legal and what’s not.  Because…

tape the dress to itself where it crosses.

I’ve never considered a wrap dress appropriate for work, despite what some say.  I do love them though, for special occasions.  The last time I wore my DVF dress (purchased second-hand for like $80 on the RealReal, btw) I was newly pregnant and my boobs were eyuuuge already and it was a LOT. Especially considering it…

even if they said happy, it could spell embarrassment for said wives and thus they made the wise choice.

obviously?

I feel like there used to be a time when even Republicans could tolerate abortion in the case of sexual assault.  I guess we’ve regressed to an even earlier time when sexual assault was just dramatic broads trying to get attention.

From my experience, a major element to whether a method like this is right for you is the regularity of your cycle.  My cycle was as schizo as one can be (we analyzed 5 years of my cycle data before I went on the pill at 19) my min = 18 days, max = 54 days, standard dev was something nuts like 15 days.  I’m pretty…

fair enough.  But nowadays you can pretty much hire somebody to do anything for you.  You can hire somebody to stake out a good spot at the park on nice Saturdays.  Somebody to wait in line for you to get a cronut... things way less consequential than attempting to get enough sleep to be a functioning human with a…

A regular nanny wouldn’t work overnight.  Needing help with feedings overnight is a very different need than caring for your child during the day. “Just having a nanny” doesn’t cover both.  Even if you have a live-in nanny, they either work the day or the night shift.  

“CBD is a perfectly fine substance that, when ingested in high-potency doses, is said to help everything from period cramps to migraines to anxiety. Great! Any alternative to filling your body with more Sackler family-pharmaceuticals is a net win.”

don’t even get me STARTED on the pervasiveness of dihydrogen monoxide.

I couldn’t agree more. My husband is a beardo and when he shaves (VERY RARELY b/c of my reaction, lol) to me, he just looks like an infant head on a man’s body. Not sexy.

I’m down to one jar each of my last batch of strawberry and peach bourbon. The strawberries have been glorious at the last couple of farmers markets so I think it’s time to make another round!

This is why I loved Jenna Lyons era J.Crew.  They had weird fashiony shit but ALSO really good basics.  Like a good merino sweater in a million colors every year. And like piles and piles of cotton tees.  Now everything has some stupid detail like a diagonal row of fringe or ruffles at the cuffs.  STOP IT.