A regular nanny wouldn’t work overnight.  Needing help with feedings overnight is a very different need than caring for your child during the day. “Just having a nanny” doesn’t cover both.  Even if you have a live-in nanny, they either work the day or the night shift.  

“CBD is a perfectly fine substance that, when ingested in high-potency doses, is said to help everything from period cramps to migraines to anxiety. Great! Any alternative to filling your body with more Sackler family-pharmaceuticals is a net win.”

don’t even get me STARTED on the pervasiveness of dihydrogen monoxide.

I couldn’t agree more. My husband is a beardo and when he shaves (VERY RARELY b/c of my reaction, lol) to me, he just looks like an infant head on a man’s body. Not sexy.

I’m down to one jar each of my last batch of strawberry and peach bourbon. The strawberries have been glorious at the last couple of farmers markets so I think it’s time to make another round!

This is why I loved Jenna Lyons era J.Crew.  They had weird fashiony shit but ALSO really good basics.  Like a good merino sweater in a million colors every year. And like piles and piles of cotton tees.  Now everything has some stupid detail like a diagonal row of fringe or ruffles at the cuffs.  STOP IT.

Welp I never thought I’d see the day that I agree on something with Cerno. Men should not wear cargo pants/shorts and “cargo dorks” is the correct moniker.

I think prison is the right call here.  A fine isn’t going to do shit to deter others from doing the same thing.  But it will reverberate through the rich folks with kids a few years younger.  “OH SHIT Felicity literally WENT TO JAIL for this.  No way Jose, Amber, you’re going to Arizona State” or whatever.  

same reason why wives of gangsters don’t go to prison unless they’re directly involved in the business.  Those who didn’t do the crime shouldn’t do the time.

TBH I’m not sure exactly what she believes. I heard about her (the whackado Goop doc is Dr. Kelly Brogan) via my favorite Twitter-er, Dr. Jen Gunter. She wrote a blog post about Dr. Brogan. It seems like maybe Dr. Brogan thinks... that AIDS isn’t real? That HIV is real but AIDS is faked by “big-pharma” to sell drugs?…

My mother will win no parenting awards, but this was good: she would allow a certain amount of negotiation for how much of our vegetables we had to eat before we could be done. She would say “3 more big bites” of green beans, then I would ask how many small ones. Then I could decide whether I wanted to eat the smaller…

However, people, especially children, need to try a food multiple times before they know if they actually dislike it or if it’s just unfamiliar. Allowing a child to eliminate broccoli from their diet for life because it looks weird seems misguided and overly permissive.

it is so hilarious how the right loves to just paste “judeo” onto anything to avoid sounding exclusionarily Christian.  It’s even better coming from Shapiro.

They only use helicopters (afaik) on forest fires. Structure fires = no.

It’d be great if that were true, but sadly I’m sure you can find MDs who “agree” on some level. Doesn’t make it true of course, it’s just evidence that doctors are people too who can have bad ideas like anyone else.

Pre-Andrew Wakefield, I’d wager, it was a non-issue.

Christ this is awful.  Prior infection with measles can actually inactivate antibodies against other diseases.

Many of the things religious folks object to on religious grounds have no basis in scripture.

I don’t think of it that way, and Tan doesn’t either I don’t think.  I love doing it because I think it makes you look slimmer.  It creates diagonal lines instead of horizontal ones, camouflaging the actual width of one’s waist.  Now that I’m pregnant and in maternity jeans I can’t do it anymore and it makes me sad...

I don’t think so, he never appeared to in the show.  I think it’s just a coincidence?