Ah ha. You speak Word Salad. That is becoming a very valuable skill in this day and age.

This is so infuriating. I’m glad she’s getting help to fund some of these necessities for safety and livelihood, but it really pisses me off that any of it is necessary.

It’s safe to say JKR’s a bit of a mixed bag, persona- and public-statement-wise. But surely she is allowed to impose consequences on someone who stole from her, and I don’t think “she has so much money, who cares about a measly five figures and a few cats” is a valid argument. IF it happened, it’s a violation of…

Also, if Kavanaugh seems like a good man to you, what the fuck were you watching last Thursday afternoon? Honestly, the fact that people continue to claim that he came off well in that makes me question my own sanity. 

“I was Ms. Swetnick’s garbage collector for three days in the summer of 1997 and she never mentioned being raped or Brett Kavanaugh to me!”

What on earth is wrong with a sex tape? It just feels like slut shaming to keep bringing this up.

Wasn’t aware Alton Brown was ever on the menu (so to speak), but he looks genuinely happy with his new bride. Mazel Tov to him and her, and may their wedding gifts include no unitaskers*.

Fucking fuckface fucker

Crimes of sexual violence are the only crimes where the accuser is guilty of perjury until proven innocent.

HOly fuck, I’m so sorry. I just wrote a long screed on my blog that no one knows about that every time they do this we all have to relive it. I gently hug you through the internet.

Hopefully with adorable safety glasses and earmuffs.

“Ronan Farrow has a new article” is this generation’s “Omar comin’.” 

The proper name for this item is “leotard.”

I don’t get this article.  Is it supposed to be a reference to something?  Because Fern is clearly talking about the designers she doesn’t know and NOT models.

Based on these quotes, it is pretty clear she’s talking about designers and not models. The names on the calendars would be designers’ names.  

She’s not talking about the models she's talking about the designers.  Models aren't credited in invitations and aren't the ones who would be sending them.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

Yeah, they’re not that pricey. They have a couple different kinds and one is for “for the nearsighted person that takes off their glasses to read.” And I’m like yes! That’s me. Though, ultimately, I’d like to do contacts for running as well. I don’t wear my glasses running except sometimes when it’s dark. Goodr and…

Kessler then goes on a rant about how his family has been brainwashed by the History Channel’s anti-German, pro-Jewish propaganda. He’s likely referring to the network’s old reputation of constantly airing World War II documentaries

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. This is heartbreaking. I don’t know if I’d be able to send my kid back to that school knowing this.