Bless those bridesmaid dresses’ hearts.

I married my husband after like 9 months of dating. WE JUST KNEW?

Ders! Y’know, I like those Workaholics boys.

I will watch the shit out of this. It looks delightful!

It is so good, and so accurate of the S recovery programs in general. I just loved her so much. My favorite line in the entire film:

I’m a not a P!nk fan, sorry :( buuuut can appreciate “birthday buddy” because I shout that whenever I see Bill Murray!

Felicitations to Mrs. Muck. Thanks for the El Mandarina Loca. It was worth having a Dr. Pepper spit take.

If we’re somehow alive in a year 4 of Cadet Bone Spurs’ Presidency, I’m pretty sure he’ll be bragging about how he founded this nation, literally broke the chains of slavery with his giant man-hands, and somehow that he both planted the flag on the moon (so it belongs to ‘MERICA) and how the moon landing was aan…

Is it sad to say that as an extremely single 33 year old, the fact that she’s 49 and having a baby gives me real hope that I might be able to do this?

Gotta think she’d be better off in a hospital or at home with a midwife, but if she wants to give birth birth right on the Senate floor, who am I to stop her?

Love her and would have loved to see her nominated.

OBAMA MEANS FAMILY

Just reading your comment made me almost have an anxiety attack. I hate seeing unread / unlistened bubbles.

I see that a lot. I get the whole romance and surprise thing. But marriage is one of the most important decisions in your life, and if that is what you want, sit him/her down and have an adult conversation about it.* Can’t tell you how many people I’ve known who’ve waited months or years for him to ask, but were too…

I would like a President that has experience in government, please and thank you. That being said, it seems to me that a Democrat cannot win the presidency unless they are deeply charismatic: Clinton, Obama, JFK. As someone once said to me, Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line. This is why Democrats…

Agreed. I love Oprah, but we need someone with political experience.

Croissushi. With an(other) i. Only way that makes any sense.

Agreed. They are only accusing his newborn daughter of being a sex object pimped out by him and his wife.

No actual hate whatsoever for the two of them, they look gorgeous and in love.