I bought a silk kimono on etsy for not too much. I highly recommend.

ugh I’m pretty over this “Lena Dunham is the devil” situation. She’s not my favorite by any stretch, but whatever.

the n-word used by a white person makes me feel super uncomfortable, as opposed to its use by a black person which feels more colloquial.

SAME

I went to high school with a girl who did the “five finger grasp”, it’s the weirdest writing grip I’ve ever seen. She was our valedictorian and I think she’s a doctor now.

in other news to make you feel weird about life: the creator of the frontal lobotomy as a procedure to “treat” mental illness won a Nobel prize for it...

you, like my husband, are thinking of Roseanne Barr. Different person altogether. Rosie O’Donnell is as anti-Trump as you can get, considering he has a very personal vendetta against her.

I read this book like 10 years ago (probably almost to the day) and I remember LOVING it. I was in a bit of an Ian McEwan kick and this one just gutted me. But not in the weep openly on a bus (like Atonement) but more in a “stare blankly out the window for 15 hours” kind of way.

OMG the remake is amazing, the original is meh. The only good part is the dad getting stuck in the kitchen making millions of martinis.

I can vouch for this. I have chronic migraines and early on I cried daily for a month. Being in pain can literally drive you insane.

I don’t really give a shit about Lena Dunham (I liked Girls, I don’t get the hate) but I LOVE the b*tch eating crackers meme. It just SO sums up how I feel about some people. Generally people who I actually know IRL, like my dumbass manager. She can fuck off forever.

um, I feel like there were 2...

lol I read right over that typo.

after seeing the preview for this in the theater, I leaned to Mr. Horse and whispered: “i don’t know which is worse... the wigs, or her ‘russian’ accent...”

I think what we have here is a combination of spotlight bias and pressure for hot takes/clicks.

YAS. WHY DO PPL DO THIS IT IS SO WRONG.

I danced ballet for 20 years. If they let you take ballet in baggy clothes, they are hacks. Girls would literally be kicked out of class if they weren’t wearing leotard + tights. Depending on where you took, it *had* to be black leotard + pink tights, but that’s probably more stylistic than practical. Alignment is…

I mean, when I was a teenager, the top pants were known to me as “bootcut dance pants” and the bottom ones were “dance pants” so i think the point is... language evolves.

LOL my husband showed me her tweet last night, and my response was “If only I had her platform on which to call you out for all your bullshit on Twitter.” Which made him laugh hysterically. For 1. Leaving bottle caps all over the damn house. 2. draping his socks over the edge of the hamper so they can “dry out”

don’t forget the gem from good ole Spicy, Donnie should be taken seriously, not literally.