and also, he has no clue what she’d actually do in that situation unless he actually witnessed it... we never react the way we think we will in situations like this.

it’s not chauvinist as long as it comes from a place of being outraged on her behalf, as opposed to another dude touching something that “belongs” to you.

“ass” is not a trashy word.

but WHY was she wearing a THONG with a short SKIRT if she didn’t WANT anyone to TOUCH her BARE ass???

She spent her life preparing for this trial by watching ALL the SVU (I can imagine). She *knows* how they will try to discredit her. She has her own Olivia Benson for moral support. ;)

If by “this” you mean the dirtbag suing *her* for his misdeed, then yes. If you mean getting your ass grabbed by a rando... that happens to everyone.

also it sounds vaguely sexual, like he’s inviting her to Dom him or something. Another level of extremely inappropriate.

either, but I’m quite partial to a chamomile sazerac...

(sorry... I didn’t know it was a secret... I’ll keep my mouth shut)

I was wondering just this: the two likely outcomes of her sleeping in the guest room are:

I second the Buffalo Trace sentiment. It’s really reasonably priced for the quality. I also find that rye is a better value overall than bourbon since rye production is really small comparatively so the quality tends to be a skosh higher. Basically any rye on the market (with the exception of Old Overholt which is…

What I don’t get is people demanding all that new shit when they move into an apartment. I don’t even know how I’d phrase the sentences... I felt bad asking for my landlady to fix the fridge so that the light would actually turn on when the door opened...

We just moved out of an apartment we’d rented for almost 4 years; our landlady scheduled a move-out walk through with us, but then after dropping by once we’d moved out, she called and excitedly told us that our security deposit would be in the mail, no walk-through needed, the apartment looked great! We were like…

SO TRUE. On 4/20 the SF cops are all “we just want everybody to have a great day! Stay safe!”

I’m DYING for 1/1/18. It shall be a beautiful day indeed.

I live in CA but visit AZ pretty often, I was SO looking forward to bringing pot w/ me and getting baked in the dessert. Dang. I feel you.

it’s also pretty easy to get patents for things that aren’t actually that unique. The patent office has a pretty strong bias toward approving applications.

this is not a good joke. Al Gore was flayed for comments that were accurate re his involvement with the creation of the internet.

same; I shaved on Saturday for the first time in a WHILE and it was like bushwhacking through the rainforest. But SO HARD to tell if you covered everything b/c those little blond hairs are invisible to the naked eye.

OMG YES. Kellyanne’s hair is drier than the fucking Sahara. What even is it?