His answer was certainly far more misleading and false (and consequential) than Bill’s “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

Ugh. Bannon might be too gross to map to a character.

Sorry. I don’t buy it.

... mkay...

OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS

I dunno... Kellyanne might be Gangy.

consistently high levels of cortisol can wreak havoc on one’s body. It is no bueno. Pretty soon the DSM will have to add in “New York Times Alert Stress Syndrome.”

True, but there’s the whole capsaicin for arthritis thing. Don’t know if *that* has evidence behind it either, but in a similar vein.

I mean, full disclosure, I believe them to be false. I’m an atheist. I just recognize that “proving” that god doesn’t exist isn’t quite attainable.

my eyes rolled back in my head pretty far when I read that. Jesus.

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Aaaand it’s right out of the sexual harasser’s playbook. Where’s everyone’s apologist bingo cards?

GOD seriously. Women/POC are expected to be perfection. White men get away with murder. Literally.

Religion requires you to believe in it for it to be true and it still can’t be demonstrated to be true. FIFY

it’s a vulnerable place, sincerity. Snark is as cozy as a fleece lined suit of armor.

Nah, it’s all a charade to claim the “conservatives are the mostest patriotic.”

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

yeah, i have every intention of buying a tankless if/when my water heater craps out.

these types of emotional problems are not at all uncommon amongst the very wealthy. Add to that the fact that they feel as if they can’t tell anyone about it because they’ll get shamed for feeling bad. No snark, I get how it can be a burden.

wow... that is... wow...