They’re absolutely incongruous with what Calvin and Hobbes was about, no question. These are meant to mock the fundamental idea of those Calvin-peeing stickers, which are, of course, idiotic. But that’s kind of the whole point?

It keeps getting bigger and bigger.

This article does not cover three increasing common tactics by protesters:
1) surrounding people in their vehicles and then doing thousands of dollars in property damage often leading to:
2) dragging motorists who stop for them out of their vehicles and beating them and usually robbing them in the process.
3) Just…

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

Fuck these selfish assholes.

Yeah, someone just customized the front end. We don’t see any proof there’s a front engine, that radiator could just be part of the fiberglass molding, painted black. The car was probably in an accident, someone fabbed up a new fiberglass nose, and did a really crummy red paint job to make it all match. All of which…

Why do I picture Bo and Luke driving the car on the bottom?

Can we just crush them in the car and reduce the court caseload?

Stay home and WORK ON THE CARS YOU HAVE. YOU SAID YOU WOULD, GO DO THAT.

Copyright is the law. It always has been and it always will be. Saying that the law has absurd outcomes doesn’t change the fact that it is the law. Nothing changes the fact that it is the law.

As indignant as this article tries to be, copyright is a real thing. Photograph licensing is a real thing. The AV Club has a bucket of images like the one in the header thanks to paying licensing to Getty, who then pays the photographers.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Trucks have pretty big blind spots in front of them.

I don’t see any reason to air my personal laundry in a post about autos. Also little Amos Yoder is doing fine, not that you ever ask.

Reading this I can’t stop thinking of this song

You’d think they’d have bollards at the ends to keep this from happening.

Land of the free*