Kia Cop should’ve just complied.

Classic Americana

Anya Taylor-Joy with blue eyes is all I need to hear to get me in the movie theatre.

It’s kinda tragicomic watching this billionaire having a massive tantrum.

Man this song blows.

So it’s big enough to fit a large rag in it? Woooooohooooo! 

Cybertruck? More like a Cybercrappy! 

Aww, he’s just trying to emulate his hero, Big Daddy Donny, who also wears lifts and lies about everything.

Do they think Padme is a Vulcan?!

Who the hell is commissioning this? It’s the 21st century! Who is saying “You know what would be good? A painting. It’s high time we had a painting. We’ll, like, put it on the wall and stuff.”

WHO COULD POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING?!

So this car will be called the GR FT-Se? Cool name, bro.

I don’t think she was testing the handling. She came around the corner too fast, turned in too tight and tried to correct but overcorrected and then did the swerving thing that people do when they don’t know what they’re doing. 

I dunno man. If Google jumps off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge too?

Trash.

I thought Elon said this was indestructible? 

What sort of a nutcase gets angry about fingerprints on their dumb truck? Jeez, you’re frothing! Maybe get some help for you anger issues?

I didn’t say anything about actually damaging people’s cars. I just said we’ll rub our fingers on Cybertrucks. Interesting that your angry brain went straight to this litany of damage causing acts. Projecting much?

Let’s all make a pact that if the Cybertruck ever makes it to market, we will all wipe our greasy fingers on every Cybertruck we walk past.