The writers give me some hope, as long as Abrams doesn’t interfere with his Mystery Box poo finger.

Yeah. He also said “the hand of God” was with him. Nah bro, that was the air traffic controller.

Let’s all just stop interacting so damn much with our infotainment. Is your attention span really that short that you have to keep fiddling with shit? Just drive.

He really doesn’t seem to understand how shapes go together.

Tank is very squeaky. Needs some WD40.

Looks like it :(

Can it double effectively as a snow plough?

Well... that is a thoroughly boring-looking automobile.

Doesn’t matter who’s left. Rory can turn the lights off on his way out anyway.

Jason, you weird strange little man - I’m going to miss your presence on this website. YOUR NEW WEBSITE HAD BETTER NOT SUCK! 

I’m pretty sure if a pedestrian heard a deafening fart noise, they’re going to look around and see there is a vehicle there.

Sounds like RR was looking to generate some headlines around their new EVs and realised that the Spirit of Ecstasy is the most interesting thing about their brand. So they had do something with that to generate a headline.

No Monster Garage??

You can also lease the apartments in the grille.

Oh we have our share of barely functioning morons :/

This car looks like a sex offender.

Jesus. I didn’t realise the sad old bastard is an anti-vaxxer these days. I guess that makes him a sad old cunt now.

Sadly, this is not even the first thrill seeker who has been accused of crashing a plane for attention:

Nah, not that many vehicles have that. Besides, it wouldn’t make them any less goofy.

I know they’re calling it their “moonshot” vehicle, but all this space/moon imagery is goofy af. That moon terrain pattern is all over the place. The goofy H symbols are all over the place. Does this level of tackiness really appeal to the sort of people that would buy this?