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I also got, as you can imagine, plenty of emails and Twitter DMs and other comments, and I just want to share one of the more civil ones with you”

Drugs, man.

Oops, your Dunning–Kruger is showing!

Except I never said anything about assault. That’s just something you imagined. Maybe your life goal can be to realise you’re not as smart as you think you are?

At least make an attempt at getting rid of the woman instead standing there like a spare prick at a wedding?

You’ve got to admit, cars look cleaner with wipers hidden. They don’t have to hide under a door/hatch/flap either. The wipers on my Golf just drop down below the hood line so you don’t see them.

I’m gonna say it. This woman is a cunt. Straight up. 

What sort of a useless fucking security guard can put his hands on someone? What good is he? Holy my shit.

Uh... didn’t a NASCAR driver get run over dead because he was wandering around a track like a buffoon? Or am I getting my redneck motorsports mixed up?

“10-eleventy2 I see a pine fresh dangling from the rear view. LIGHT HIM UP!”

Frangivento = Starbucks joke.

This Is Not How To Clean A Windshield”

I wonder what sort of twisted view on race she’s going to impart on her children as they grow up. It’s going to tough on those kids :(

Per this website you can see how the rear interior lines up with the rear exterior louvred window.

BARNaby Joyce, born in Australia and only had NZ citizenship (since renounced) through his father, whom I assume must be a sheep ;)

Yes but we don’t marry them.

Am I surprised by this? No. It’s a BETA. The real issue is with with Tesla’s marketing of it as Autopilot.

Fun fact - that clause only provides for the possibility of New Zealand being a state of Australia if it chooses. Classic Aussies, trying to steal everything Kiwi since ages ago! Looks like the criminal tendencies are still there!

Please spell his name correctly: Shane van Gisbergen.