Fun fact: the LUV was a rebadged Isuzu.

Collins, how’s the wank spanner?

Is that a Kia? Looks like a Kia.

Van has nudge bars now for why?

I guess that Azera is not azero.

Are you going to chase down American spies in that thing?

The yellow image... is that car towing a... BALL OF PUBES across the steering wheel?!

Is this your tupperware, Larry? Is this your tupperware, Larry? Is this yours, Larry? Is this your tupperware, Larry? Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?

According to Carscoops, it’s not clear if anyone was injured in the crash.

Let’s see... hogging the left lane... no tags... what else?

Yakety Sax is okay for musical accompaniment I guess, but I prefer the Blues Brothers version of I can’t Turn You Loose.

It’s a trap!

This seems like it should’ve been a Torchinsky article. I need to seem him riding around on a Zook, wearing one of these helmets:

Zoom zoom!

Please someone put fake exhausts on a Tesla and hook them up to a smoke machine!

Maybe you should keep your obvious dislike of Musk to yourself and just post stories about cars instead? Maybe, like, keep the absurd histrionics to yourself?

I have no problem with anything that this guy did.

Headline is disappoint. I thought it was going to be a video about a woman giving instructions from the passenger seat.

Did anyone else misread the headline as Tiny Vagina Company? No? Just me? Well I’m not sorry.

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