Well this is fucking heart breaking.

I would fully back a ban on auto, semi auto, and handguns. But I come from a long tradition of hunters and live in a state with a proud hunting tradition. And yes, we eat what we hunt, it isn't for trophies. I think that would be a fair compromise. You don't hear often about crimes or child accidents happening with…

She doesn't prosecute war criminals, though. She DEFENDS them.

that's a great story, but turn that frown upside-down bc your mom knew what was up.

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

I had a strange encounter with Tom Waits. Is there any other kind?

Don't feel bad — it might be that you're too young for him. He's more famous now than ever, but his time of being hot was in the late 90s really. Now, he's one of those "emcees' emcees": a hugely respected rapper by people who are really deep in the craft but not necessarily that much of a name, still.

Not trying to be snarky here. But Sidibe looks like Jabba the Hutt in that picture. Like, exactly.

Blue ivy's maybe? January 7. Yeah, I just looked that up. Not feeling great about it. Happy belated, toddler who already wields more power than I ever will...

Her birthday is in September tho..

You do realize she definitely has make up on and her boobs and butt are implants?

Mariah is half black?

jia y so racist

Holy crap. I think acornprincess had a valid point worth bringing up, and her connections were not so completely off-base. In writing, your word choice is called "tone," and what acornprincess politely mentioned here was "critical feedback." I think acornprincess used a better choice of words than you, all the way…

Whoa, sorry. I did not mean that to come off as condescending - I genuinely meant it in the spirit of giving you/the site the deserved benefit of the doubt. I honestly merely meant it in the way that maybe you/the copy editors/whoever writes the titles (it's not always the authors, how do I know?) were kind of…

You don't get to decide who the title offends and who it doesn't offend, regardless of your own ethnicity.

So what happened is that it was already cut in half by a professional, so, you know, obstacle dodged right there. What I did in this situation is that I opened up a small thing of peanut butter — basic lid peeling type deal. Then instead of putting it on my eyelids like mayonnaise, I took something silvery and knifey…

Well, I'm hoping it was just an oversight (since in the article I see you used "sweepy" so I'm willing to believe it was) but it's a fairly widely known racist trope to exchange "r" and "l" sounds when trying to mimic Asians speaking English coupled with the stereotype that all nail techs or manicurists are…

What is this title, exactly??? Me thinks someone should maybe rethink it a bit.